Funny Whatsapp Status Updates.

Only 2 things can change women’s mood- 1) I love you, 2) 50% Discount!!

If people talk behind your back, then Just Fart!!

Money talks but All mine every says is Goodbye!!

My husband thinks i am crazy, whereas he is the one that married me..

All my life i thought air was free, Until i bought a bag of chips.

With Great power, Comes great electricity bill.

Yes mam, I am drunk, but in the morning i’ll be sober and you’ll still be ugly..

I stopped fighting my inner demon, we are on the same side now.

Hard work never killed anybody, But why take a chance?

I will marry a girl that looks pretty in her adhaar card..!!

Women may not hit harder but they hit Lower…

Someone on his status is sleeping for 5 days, He might be dead…

I love to ask kids what they want to be when they grow up, coz i am still looking for ideas.

You call me lazy, truth is that i am on my energy saving mode.

Having one child makes you a parent, having 2 makes you a referee.

The day i was born, DEVIL said: Ohh Competition!!

Ofcourse i talk to myself, Every once in a while you do need expert advice!!