My Birthday Status
On my birthday, I have just realized that gravity is my greatest enemy. All the same, happy birthday to me!
I know that “Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese…” Say Happy Birthday to me!
It’s my birthday, a day to be happy and praise the Lord. I thank him for the gift of life.
My Birthday Top 10 wishes 1. Cash 2. Money Order 3. Credit 4. Cashiers Check 5. Pre-Paid Credit Card 6. Stocks 7. Bonds 8. Gold 9. Silver 10.Check.
Today, being my Big Day, God, please bless me with sh*t load of money. Happy birthday to me!
I’m sorry but if someone busted out of my birthday cake, they better have another cake in their hands because I really like cake.
Happy Birthday to someone awesome, humble, beautiful, and funny! Yes, that’s right, it’s my birthday.
Wine is getting better over the years, and a man is getting wiser over the years.
Come and celebrate with me cause I’m plus one today. Every good thing of life shall follow me till the end of time.
Today is my birthday, and I’m ready for new adventures in this new year of my life.
Heaven has been really good to me by adding another year to my age. Happy birthday to me!
I get older today, but this is the reason for happiness, not sadness. Eat, drink and make merry!
Today is the oldest I’ve ever been and the youngest I’ll ever be again.
It’s my birthday: it’s a new chance to be great again and make great decisions.
Happy Birthday to the smartest person in this world, Happy Birthday to Me!
The way I see it, you should live every day like it’s your birthday.
I’ll enjoy the best of today and laugh like never before because it’s my day. Happy birthday to me!
Thank God for giving me the chance to start a new every year on my birthday.
Today I choose to be happy all day long and throughout this year. It’s my birthday and I’m thankful for the gift of life. Happy Birthday!
Today, I just want to thank God for adding another year to my life. Happy birthday to me.
It feels good to be older. Happy birthday to the awesome person that lives in me! You are just amazing!
Cheers to me for surviving another year! May I have many more wonderful, crazy years ahead of me! Happy Birthday to Me!
On my birthday, I know my real friends from my bank alerts. Do you know what I’m saying?
I am the sexiest thing that has ever walked on the earth. Happy Birthday to Me.
The best guide for you is the voice lives inside of you. Happy birthday to myself! I’m always proud to be me.
Happy birthday to myself, you are awesome and I will live my life believing that you really are. Enjoy your day!
Happy Birthday to someone that’s one-in-a-million and the creme of the crop! You are the icing on the cake! That’s right, I sure am!
I will put a smile on my face and won’t let the troubles of life get me down because it’s my birthday today. Very happy birthday to me!
I want to thank everyone for my special day, come and join me as I celebrate it.
It’s that time of year again. You know—the cake and ice cream. It’s my outrageous birthday! Time to start the party!
Today, I’m going to be selfish and focus all my attention on me. Today, I make myself my priority. Happy birthday to me.
Funny Captions for Self Birthday
Eating my cake and wearing it, too.
I’m happy to report that my inner child is still ageless.
I am wondering why google hasn’t changed its logo as it was my birthday?
Happy birthday to me. If the good die young, I certainly ain’t one of the world’s good guys.
Hardest thing in life: Trying to look happy when no money falls out of your birthday card.
The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday. Very nice, but I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch!
God, if you want to make me infinitely happy on my birthday today, please make my economy incredibly good this year.
Thank you guys for the birthday wishes. And thank you Facebook for reminding them.
For my birthday I asked God for a bike but realized he didn’t work like that. So I stole one and asked for forgiveness.
Have you heard that today is a very important holiday? This is not a joke, this is my birthday.
Mon and dad, thanks for a wonderful gift to the world. Happy birthday dear sweet me.
Happy birthday to someone amazing, talented, beautiful, smart, yes that’s just it, I am celebrating myself today—happy birthday to me!
I guess these birds sing for me today, and I guess the sun shines for me today.
Wow! What a surprise! Today we are going to have a great party because I know some awesome person who has a birthday and it’s me!
Age is a case of mind over matter. I don’t mind and it doesn’t matter. Let’s be silly!
Here’s to another year closer to velcro shoes.
The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. But, for birthdays the cash got most of the appreciations! Lol…
I have decided to cherish all my happy moments to make a fine cushion for my old age.
Gonna Party Like Hell cause it’s my birthday, Happy Birthday to me!
To my younger self, I am glad that you made it to this age, I will keep on believing in you!
Happy birthday to a person that is beautiful, smart, cool and reminds me a lot of myself.
Thank you Mom, for giving birth to this wonderful child.
Happy Birthday to someone who is full of unbelievable awesomeness! Yes, that’s right. It’s my birthday.
One more beautiful year has passed in the journey of knowing myself. Life is awesome, so am I.
Hey Everyone… Eat, drink and make merry because it is my birthday.
I’m such an awesome person that it’s hard for anyone not to recognize it – even me! Happy birthday to me.
Happy Birthday my precious angel! May God guard all your steps, actions and thoughts and keeps you healthy and lucky!
Angels are singing, the sun is shining, today is your birthday and I am celebrating. You are my angel in heaven. I Love You.
Today was the only day when I cried & my mother Smiled on it. Happy Birthday Mother’s lovely child, Happy Birthday to Me.
Today is the birthday of one of the world’s greatest men. Happy birthday to me.
My Birthday Status for Whatsapp
Did you know I was born on my birthday?
Welcome to my house, let’s eat, drink and party because it’s my birthday!
Age is a number and mine is unlisted… Happy Birthday to Me!
It’s my birthday, and I shall count my blessings instead of the damn wrinkles on my face, so help me God!
Thanks to everyone for the Birthday wishes! To anyone who missed it.”No cake for you!”
A blessed day indeed, Today, I want to wish myself a happy birthday!
I’m just a whole year more incredible.
I’m not getting older. I’m just getting better.
Life should not only be lived, but it should also be celebrated.
On this day, the sweetest human being on earth was born. Happy birthday to me.
When I woke up, I realized it must be a special day for some reason. Oh yes, it is the day that I was born!
Here is another great year of my life has come. I’m thankful for all these happy moments of the past. It’s my birthday!
I’m so thankful for life and this experience, today I have one more birthday, and this is the moment of blessing.
It’s my Birthday so make sure you wish me happy birthday, lol.
I love my birthday. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to unwrap.
Yes, today is my birthday, Therefore I will be treated like a Queen.
I’m officially a year older today and much cooler than ever. Happy birthday to me.
Hope my birthday blossoms into lots of dreams come true!
Happy thoughts. Happy memories. Happy dreams. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to someone awesome, talented, beautiful, and funny! Yes, that’s right, it’s my birthday!
I’m my only hope. I don’t believe in anyone but myself. Happy birthday to me.
I’m so awesome, when I was born, I was given a certificate.
I celebrate me today because I know I’m special and living my life in grace and favor. Happy birthday to myself.
I hope that today is the beginning of a great year for ME.
